The baby has taken over.
Dear bug-
Please stop making your mommy throw up. You must be confused with your age as you should be past this stage by now. Your mommy is supposed to be glowing and eating and eating some more... not sick!
I promise I will give you a puppy, his name is bustah and he will follow you around as soon as you get here! Just no more puking.
Love -
Projectile vomiter/mommy.
Seriously, throwing up at work was my last straw. I need to work and don't have any sick time left for this.
Plus I now can't even fathom eating at subway anymore, thanks kid!
-- Post From My iPhone
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